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    Kollci
    • Reply #61  |  05-04-2011, 22:50:56
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    Quote: Mmage | 05-04-2011, 18:03:00
    Question: How does a rogue kill a paladin?
    Answer: He pickpockets his hearthstone.

    Tohle se mi líbí :D

    [ Upravil Kollci  05-04-2011, 22:51:16 ]

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    • Reply #62  |  06-04-2011, 00:55:32
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    Quote: Mmage | 05-04-2011, 18:03:00
    Question: How many rogues does it take to gank a pally?
    Answer: Two. One to attack him and another to wait for him at the inn.

    Question: How does a rogue kill a paladin?
    Answer: He pickpockets his hearthstone.
    ROFL tak to je hustý

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    • Reply #63  |  07-04-2011, 08:08:16
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    The Lich King is so fat, he needs his own .MPQ file.

    Arena gears is like mobile phones. One year its expensive and awesome, the next its cheap and laughable.

    What do newbs and rogues have in common?
    They both pick locks.

    Tauren (eating a hamburger):"hamburgers are made of what??!!!"


    Nechtìlo se mi pøekládat ale pochopíte :)

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    • Reply #64  |  07-04-2011, 13:21:24
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    Quote: elendir | 07-04-2011, 08:08:16
    The Lich King is so fat, he needs his own .MPQ file.

    Arena gears is like mobile phones. One year its expensive and awesome, the next its cheap and laughable.

    What do newbs and rogues have in common?
    They both pick locks.

    Tauren (eating a hamburger):"hamburgers are made of what??!!!"


    Nechtìlo se mi pøekládat ale pochopíte :)


    Ten o tom Taurenovi ten ma úplne dostal nemá chybu !


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    • Reply #65  |  07-04-2011, 14:09:11
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    Quote: elendir | 07-04-2011, 08:08:16
    Tauren (eating a hamburger):"hamburgers are made of what??!!!"


    Mooooooooooooooooo :'(((

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    • Reply #66  |  07-04-2011, 15:58:04
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    Taurensky raid pokrik pri plieneni alickych dedin: "Zeny, deti pobit,... dobytok znasilnit!!!"

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    • Reply #67  |  07-04-2011, 17:50:49
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    Rogue a pala jsou dobrý, ale Nagirina mì rozbil:D

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    • Reply #68  |  08-04-2011, 00:35:33
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    Quote: mopo | 07-04-2011, 15:58:04
    Taurensky raid pokrik pri plieneni alickych dedin: "Zeny, deti pobit,... dobytok znasilnit!!!"

    :D:D:D

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    • Reply #69  |  12-04-2011, 15:26:44
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    Muhah! Povedené a vtipné. :)))

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    • Reply #70  |  12-04-2011, 22:38:48
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    Dobytok znásilnit :D:D:D

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    • Reply #71  |  28-04-2011, 00:34:15
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    Jak poznáš že tì balí Undeadka? Hází po tobì okem...


    Sedí Undead a Ork ve vìzení, když tu Undeadovi odpadne kus masa ze stehna. Je mu to trapné vùèi spoluvìzni a tak maso vezme a vyhodí oknem ven. Po delší chvíli mu odpadne další kus a tak proces opakuje. Když Undead vyhazuje už tøetí kus svého tìla, Ork to nevydrží a ptá se: "Zdrháš co?"
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    • Reply #72  |  28-04-2011, 03:17:17
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    :D

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    • Reply #73  |  28-04-2011, 10:02:54
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    vim že to není z wow ale nemohl jsem si pomoci :

    Fotbalisté Slavie navštívili vèera dìtský domov. Bylo smutné vidìt ty bezduché tváøe bez špetky nadìje, komentoval situaci šestiletý Dežo. :-D

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    • Reply #74  |  16-05-2011, 16:09:24
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    • Reply #75  |  16-05-2011, 16:24:29
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    Tak tohle je boží :D:D:D:D:D

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    • Reply #76  |  16-05-2011, 17:07:27
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    masakr:)


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    • Reply #77  |  19-05-2011, 10:01:22
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    Kollci :-DD

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    • Reply #78  |  20-05-2011, 16:43:10
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    to je brutus XD ale nema ilidan kopyta? :D

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    • Reply #79  |  21-05-2011, 09:48:11
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    Quote: wolrdman | 20-05-2011, 16:43:10
    to je brutus XD ale nema ilidan kopyta? :D


    Je doma, tak si je zul... víš jak je to nepohodlný v nich pobíhat celej den ? xD

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    • Reply #80  |  21-05-2011, 22:59:25
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    Kdo by taky chtìl chodit v pracovní obuvi celej den...

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